I'm so pissed, SO DAMN PISSED!!! I've just came across a guy who is a SEXIST, and moreover, he's in my MSN contact!
He's not a friend, and I don't even remember why and when did he add me in it ( definitely not vice versa!!) . As some of you might have known, I'm a Liverpool fanatic, and I've changed my MSN nick a little to 'I Love Liverpool' these three words. Then this particular guy, who claimed himself as a 'Real Liverpool fan', messaged me. He asked me at the beginning which one am I in the picture with my sisters that I put it as my display picture, I didn't tell him because I'm so sick of this guy, so let's call him a Sexist Fucker ( I would never ever be kind to this type of guy!).
Sexist Fucker: What u like abt Liverpool?
Me: Everything.
Sexist Fucker: Really? Who is Liverpool's reserve goalkeeper? Who is Liverpool's assistant manager?
Me: Pako is the assistant manager. Reserve goalkeeper should be David Martin. U ain't a Liverpool fan. U don't need to test me.
Sexist Fucker: What size of boots Steven Gerrard wears? I am, tats why im testing u.
Me: I don't believe u.
Sexist Fucker: What size of boots Steven Gerrard wears? Dunno right? Call urself a Liverpool hardcore fan. hahahaha
Me: Oh.. then why dun u tell me? U can say what u want.
Sexist Fucker: Really? He wears UK size 9. Oh my god, u dunno? (As if he's the GOD!)
Me: And? So? Anymore?
Sexist Fucker: Please Liverpool fan. hahahaha (Ha my fucking foot!!!) We real fan criticise u, not Liverpool.
Me: Yucks! U're not great at all, dude! Bullshit!
Sexist Fucker: If im great i will be in Liverpool first team, missy (obviously he thinks all women are nurses!).
Me: I dun see u as a player, and I dun mean that way. U think too much.
Sexist Fucker: Then? Why u say im bullshit?
Me: 'We real fans'! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Sexist Fucker: Then tell me, the different (it's 'difference', bastard!) bet 4-4-2 and 5-3-2. Real fan Cammy (I got goosebumps when he called my name! Ew ew ew ew ew!).
Me: The formations lah!
Sexist Fucker: Chey i also noe.
Me: Then what?!
Sexist Fucker: Please more in depth.
Me: If u're a real Liverpool fan then u won't be criticising other Liverpool fans. Liverpool fans dun do that kind of thing.
Sexist Fucker: Aiyo cant say liao use this kind of tatics. i 3 yo used before liao leh.
Me: Oh. So i think u're 2 years old now.
Sexist Fucker: Nah.
Me: 1 years old then.
Sexist Fucker: U jus enjoy watching handsome men sweat and puff and pant, thats why glued u to the seat of every liverpool matches. u noe nuts abt soccer. perhaps frm show shaolin soccer bah lol.
Me: I even know peanuts. So not funny. 'lol'? lol my foot!
Sexist Fucker: yea i want to tell u this, my toes r luffing when i heard u r liverpool fan
Me: Oh.. so u're a bad guy, a not-gentlemen guy, will criticise woman, SEXIST to be exact. And this is the first time I've heard ppl have more than one mouth!!! How amazing!!!
He didn't reply me for about 10 minutes, then finally, but he replied real slow.
Sexist Fucker: no la i dun criticise women leh. i criticise u :)
Me: I know u're a sexist.
Sexist Fucker: nah
Me: U think every women watch football becos of handsome guys. Dun deny it. This is not the first time i've heard abt this, most guys think they know everything but not women.
Sexist Fucker: The point is u cant ans liverpool related questions, even knowledge on soccer.
Me: What questions can't i ans? U think u know all the things, u can be a coach then, if u ain't good enough to be a player. But then i think u won't be qualified, cos u're still not good enough.
Sexist Fucker: Haha. u really can drag. from liverpool to soccer to sexist. power sia
Me: There's a sexist manager in the championship, so it's linked!
Sexist Fucker: who is the sexist manager
Me: Mike Newell. Stop testing me. Dun think u're the GOD who knows everything.
The conversation stopped here, because he has already went offline. DARN THAT SEXIST BEAST! Still want to know which one am I! I would never ever tolerate this type of guy! No no, should not be a human being! Girls, hit him!!!!
I won't be defeated by this 'non-human'! I am not good to bully with!
